pot split curse

When the Fantasy Gods have struck down and punished the teams who split the pot in prior championships

“Nuch’s team hasn’t been good lately huh?”
“You didn’t hear? He got hit with the ole Pot Split Curse!

by This Guyyy Joe December 08, 2024

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The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose

You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?

by Bentassasin September 27, 2022

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Using terms that are meant to replace curse words.

I beat that motha-hussla at his own game!

Cover cursing is safer to use.

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Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.

Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen

by snoxmy July 26, 2021

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whenever harold lewis open his mouth,doom befalls sidemen fc

you have just gave us the harry curse, now we are gonna loose

by jacko.zx10 July 26, 2021

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The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy

Mike: why are you running away from Bill?

Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!

by mr baconator March 02, 2023

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All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

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