Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

crock of shit

a small basket over flowwing with faeces

Britney spears looks like a crock of shit

by jonney blocks May 13, 2009

Crock pot

Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect

Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!

by sgtdobi February 7, 2010

The Davey Crockett

When you assume the 69 position, the female takes a shit on your head giving you what appears to be a Davey Crockett hat with the tail on your head.

It was pleasant meeting up with Meghan from work as she gave me The Davey Crockett.

by Razor488 December 30, 2009

Croc

CROC
similar to crap, fuck, shit, bollocks but more preppy mostly used by people who dont like to swear.

pupil1#: soz i just spilt ma coke and fucked up ur homework!!!
pupil2#: oh croc i'll have to re-do it, it took me 4 hours you know you wank stain.

by olivia b May 3, 2006

Dutch crock-pot

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.

by LoganhJaredm September 22, 2010

Croatian Crock Pot

When you shit in a chick's pussy and sew it up overnight. The next day, you open it up and fuck it with pleasure.

Steve: Hey douchebag, i gave my chick a croatian crock pot last night.

Rick: Ahh shit man, i'm so jealous.

Steve: Yeah, it was delightful

by Hubbapalooza April 22, 2010