Creepy

{Noun}

Name given to an individual from any mid-western farming (usu. South Dakota) state. To qualify for this name the person must spew forth various nonsensical data. This person will always try and one up your story by saying that his/her father did the same thing, only bigger and better.

Person must have an affinity for Rum (normally Captain and Coke), knives, and sneaking up behind you and saying "HEYYYYYY".

You: "I am building a house in a nice town."
Creepy: "Yeah, well, my dad, in South Dakota, built a 4000 sqft house out of toothpicks, with his bare hands."

Creepy: "Hey guess what. I could stab you 37 times and you wouldn't know it."

by MrTits & Co. July 26, 2006

Creepy Crawly

The act of deficating into a pool filter. This, of course, is generally not done to one's own pool filter.

We had a party at the Stig's place the other night and I needed to extrude a length real bad. I was too pissed to climb the stairs so I left him a creepy crawly.

by Art Farkis December 10, 2008

crepes

piles or hemaroids. used by 'scary spice' from Bo Selecta

Ooh me crepes, yer bastards.

by Hugh Jass December 22, 2003

Creepy Carol

When someone becames insane and attempts to rape highschool girls by offering them "surprises" in a rape van.

Kyle was labeled as a Creepy Carol because he was going insane over the fact that Josh Clark killed his father and decided to rape girls in his highschool.

by Creepy Carol June 23, 2008

creepy creeperson

Someone who goes out of their way to learn a little extra about someone. Someone who is obsessed with someone from a different country and gets upset because they sound american. someone who talks about a certain person every single minute of the day. someone who makes their bestfriend call a certain person because they can't call them on their own. someone who makes people stand next to them who are the same height of that certain person to compare what they will look like next to them. someone who while watching disney movies; imagines the characters to depict themself and a certain someone.

girl 1: Dudde, that liza girl is a creepy creeperson.
girl 2: I know man, she's been talking about that boy all day.

by badgirlbritt May 28, 2009

Creepy Crawls

to stalk someone with a far less sinister intent, however, with far less skill

I saw this girl at the mall the other day, and I got in some creepy crawls hoping to see her try some panties on.

by nigel May 6, 2004

Creepy Joe

A term used to describe Joe Biden when he sniffs women and children

Guy 1: did you see how creepy Joe was sniffing women

Guy 2: No!! Crazy we should not have elected him president

by Slicks999 November 30, 2020