crandallcakes

A person who is always trying to one-up you; usually poor and jewish in nature; not very well-liked and often joked.

Nobody tell crandallcakes where were going. I don't wan't that fag to cockblock us again.

by ryandog69 March 29, 2009

Cendall

A Cendall is a beautiful blonde who is most of the time really loud and outgoing. She has a nice smile and is very athletic. Her best friend will definitely be a pretty brunette.

She is such a loud-but beautiful- blonde. She's such a Cendall!

by Dr. French Lady April 6, 2017

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

partial credit

To have helped in doing something.

1: Hey man, My band wrote a new song
2: Really?
1: Year
3(other band member): Partial Credit!

by sheeps February 28, 2004

credge

Seems to stem from the combination of the words cram, crack, or crease and wedge.

Noun: A narrow opening. Often used to describe areas of the body where there is skin-to-skin contact.

Verb: To slip an object in to a tight space or to otherwise form a bond with to objects (such as the spoon cuddling position)

Noun: Obese men have a lot of trouble keeping the credge between their overlapping belly and pelvis clean.

Verb: I couldn't sleep last night; my dog kept on trying to credge up under my ribcage.

by Steve Stocker October 12, 2004

Credit Whore

A prostitute who allows tricks to fuck them on credit

The man had no money on him, so he found himself a credit whore to screw.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006