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Cream Eye

Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye
It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station
by Eyeboy2015 March 7, 2015
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Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.
Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.
by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016
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nice cream

A fruit-based soft serve ice cream that is dairy free and gluten free; primarily made of frozen bananas. Nice cream can be made with any fruit and nuts but banana usually tends to be the base ingredient. Because it does not have artificial flavors or added sugars, it is considered to be a healthy snack/ treat.
Jane's favorite nice cream is pineapple and coconut. While Jake prefers blueberry and almond.
by FruitBerry February 11, 2019
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Poop Cream

The man sticks his hand in the girls ass and takes out some poop and rubs it over his dick and sticks it back in her asshole or pussy
by Prism Break May 14, 2016
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Cream Kin

The moment when you a bro become emotionally and mentally synced forever as you bust a nut at the same time, staring into one another's eyes as you put a girl on the spit.
Darrel and I became Cream Kin after we put this swede on the spit.
by KOONOP May 29, 2017
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cream clothes

A piece of clothing that has been cumed on by your sex partner.
"No Garnet I'm not cleaning up your cream clothes"
by The Flea Man October 31, 2015
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Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.
Hello do you have twat cream?
by Rags317 March 2, 2019
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