crank dat albanian

To get overly patriotic and nationalistic in albanian culture as many albanians in america do from time to time.

damn yo he wearin the albanian eagle on his shirt,headband,and on his bandanna .This mother fuckers has just crank dat albanian.

by Mr. Wipe Me Down October 11, 2007

Crank Shaft

When one guy gets and erection, and a girl sits on his dick, does a split, and a third guy spins her around using her legs.

"I heard Kate got really dizzy doing the crank shaft the other night."

by Iamout August 16, 2016

bob on my crank

to bob on ones penis, to give head, to suck dick, to suck dick for crack, to do what hailey does

carlo says: "yo bitch come bob on my crank"

by hussy September 26, 2006

Cranking one out

masturbating until a penis is in erection

I'm cranking one out

by nightwing6789 September 15, 2012

Crank Walk

The act of walking when one gets an unexpected chubby in a public place, such as at work, church, retirement home, Chuck E Cheese, or any other establishment where having a stiffy is innappropriate, to relieve a passion in the pants.

Bob: Hey Carl, how are you doing this morning?
Carl: Bob, don't talk to me while you have morning weiner... nobody appreciates the crank walk.

by taintmonster December 30, 2011

crank dat roadrunner

when you ejaculate on a womans feet, making them slippery, so she can slide around quickly as a road runner.. mee meep

"man my bitch is slow.. imma crank dat roadrunner on that hoe."

by meagg and shann January 01, 2010

Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

by el burro June 21, 2012