bob on my crank

to bob on ones penis, to give head, to suck dick, to suck dick for crack, to do what hailey does

carlo says: "yo bitch come bob on my crank"

by hussy September 26, 2006

Crank Shaft

When one guy gets and erection, and a girl sits on his dick, does a split, and a third guy spins her around using her legs.

"I heard Kate got really dizzy doing the crank shaft the other night."

by Iamout August 16, 2016

Cranking one out

masturbating until a penis is in erection

I'm cranking one out

by nightwing6789 September 14, 2012

Crank Walk

The act of walking when one gets an unexpected chubby in a public place, such as at work, church, retirement home, Chuck E Cheese, or any other establishment where having a stiffy is innappropriate, to relieve a passion in the pants.

Bob: Hey Carl, how are you doing this morning?
Carl: Bob, don't talk to me while you have morning weiner... nobody appreciates the crank walk.

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

crank dat roadrunner

when you ejaculate on a womans feet, making them slippery, so she can slide around quickly as a road runner.. mee meep

"man my bitch is slow.. imma crank dat roadrunner on that hoe."

by meagg and shann January 1, 2010

Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

by el burro June 23, 2012

crank that soulja boy

To suck a male off until orgasm. This act normally takes place between two males.

Pete: Hey guy your cute.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.

by BreezyWeezy69 December 17, 2008