A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.
You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).
by MAC1 August 21, 2006
an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.
Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.
by Chicwa February 08, 2011
John: God, Tina's looking incredible today.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
Chris: Yeah, she's got an absolute cracking wrack. I'd definitely motorboat those massive baps.
John: Damn right.
by ahmedofahmedovs June 30, 2022
A shot consisting of equal parts tequila, Jägermeister, and peppermint schnapps. When I used to bar tend this was my go-to shot for drunk, rude, snobby, and otherwise obnoxious people who, when asked what they would like to drink, look at you blankly and say "Uh... just make me a shot."
Jonny- "Damn that cat just puked all over the urinal in the men's room!"
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
Me- "Yeah I gave that drunk fuck a pitbull on crack."
by ShaneWood January 12, 2012
by lyssa89 June 23, 2014
The opposite of “butt crack.” Where a person with a large gut wears a shirt that is either too small, or purposely wears a top to expose their mid drift while ignoring the fact that they don’t sport a “six pack” set of abs. Instead, it’s obvious to everyone but them, that they’ve drank one too many six packs and should either hit the gym or buy a shirt that fits.
by Eamonn og O'Daghnain November 21, 2014