“barb contraacksss!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025
Get the barb contracks mug.A person (especially a paraphile) who is against acting on a sexual interest. This especially applies to people with attractions that are harmful when acted on, such as pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. When someone says they are anti-contact, they typically mean they are anti-contact with the types of paraphilias listed above, not anti-contact for every single paraphilia.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
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A person (especially a paraphile) who is in support of acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to ones that are harmful when acted upon, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are pro-contact, they typically mean that they believe you are free to act on these interests, and that said things someone is attracted to can consent.
Person 1: I am a pro-contact zoophile. I believe that animals can consent, and that it is okay to have relationships with them.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
Get the Pro-Contact mug.A person (typically a paraphile) who is neutral on acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to paraphilias that are harmful when acted on, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are neutral-contact, that typically means they are completely neutral on if you act on your paraphilia.
Person 1: I am a neutral-contact pedophile. I am neutral on if you are in a relationship with a minor as an adult, I don't care.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
Get the Neutral-Contact mug.A person (typically a paraphile) who's status on if you can act on a sexual interest or not is a bit complicated. This can apply to any paraphilia, but may be associated with paraphilias that are harmful when acted upon. These include pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. It might mean that under certain circumstances, these interests can be acted on.
Person 1: I am a complicated-contact sexual sadist. I believe that under certain circumstances (ex: harming a consenting person), I can act on my paraphilia. I am against acting on it in other circumstances.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
Get the Complicated-Contact mug.1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
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