by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
Get the coat-tailsmug. by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019
Get the Coat Sleevermug. by TheRealStoneWall January 15, 2024
Get the Baymax Coatmug. It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010
Get the Hypothetical Coatmug. by u wom May 16, 2022
Get the Coatmug. Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024
Get the Turd Coatmug. After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.
Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers
by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023
Get the padded coat hangersmug.