Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

Closet babe

a homesexual male living a secret heterosexual life. Prefers to be the submissive type in the heterosexual relationship.

Mario has been living as a closet babe.

by Username1234509876 October 17, 2022

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019

Closet smoke

A person, usually female, that doesn't appear to be beautiful at first glance, but upon further investigation, is actually extremely pretty. Subtle things like mannerisms, eyes, hair and voice are what set these people apart from thirsty girls.

Bro, have you seen Kate's Insta lately? The girl is a closet smoke. Wish I would have realised that back in college...

by SHammer35 July 6, 2020

Cock closet

A warm moist gash

I beat the fuck out of her cock closet last night.

by The big bad carpet muncher December 21, 2019