clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.

Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!

by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022

cleanink09

cleanink09 is not your average Youtuber, he's a dude with some good ass humor, great channel, and if you piss him off you'll get your own beating. Sub to him if you find his channel.

"cleanink09 may not be the best, but he's better than all PNGtubers"
By yours truly Cultist Slayer

by Cultist Slayer April 20, 2022

Google-clean

To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.

I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.

by Ricky Pompeii April 7, 2008

Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.

Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.

by Grews January 19, 2009

Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009

Street Cleaning Day

A racket by which the government collects money from foreigners, the forgetful and the unlucky.

I forgot I parked on the Thursday side of the road and I got a ticket for street cleaning day.

by logout April 5, 2010