pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.

He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.

by podlet October 21, 2016

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016

uwu clap

When something is so kawaii that it deserves a round of applause. Can also be used ironically to describe a situation that was not cute at all in order to mitigate it. Used similarly to ez clap.

I think I just failed my math test, uwu clap!

by jdotson January 24, 2019

bell clap

A bell clap is when someone brings both of their hands together onto an opponent's ears and it makes them disoriented and their ears ring, messing up their balance and equilibrium

Did you see Johnny bell clap that dude and kick him while he was down?

by WompInTheCromp April 2, 2019

Clapping Biscuits

The act of engaging in rough sexual intercourse with another human

Bro did you hear those gay guys last night talking about how they couldn’t wait to be clapping biscuits?

by Willie the wank sesh March 2, 2019

goofy clapping

Goofy Clapping, When a person shoots over another persons head in an effort to scare that person, not hit that person.

They weren't trying to kill him, they were just Goofy Clapping.

by DouShaew=Sha October 6, 2017

anal clapping

The act of inserting both hands into the anus and clapping them together vigorously

Yo dad do u wanna try some anal clapping tonight? Mom said you do it well

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017