Milwaukee Chili Bowl

The act of deficating into someones mouth whilst they are asleep. Followed by stealthily slushing your penis in their mouth, creating a warm chili-esque condition.

The Milwaukee Chili Bowl that was given to Bill, was a late night supper that he would not soon forget, or recall for that matter.

by Maxwell P. December 9, 2008

Chili Ring

Post-anal-coital activity involving consuming the residue around the anus, including blood, fecal matter and several other fluids.

That girl is so hot, i would so chili ring her.

For my birthday, i want to chow down on a chili ring.

by The Chili Ringer November 20, 2009

Chili con Leche

A sexual stunt in which a man prior to ejaculating on his partners face, pulls out a can of pepper spray and shoots her in the eyes. Meanwhile as she writhes in pain, the man continues to ejaculate on her.

Anthony: So I totally tried a Chili con Leche last night...

Charles: How did that go?

Anthony: Well we broke up, I don't date blind chicks.

by Tejota624 September 30, 2011

Caulista

The weirdest person you will meet. This is the kind of person that lives in her own world. She not onlys livens parties, she makes them. You can't help but love a Caulista, and if you don't there is something seriously wrong with you. A Caulista also has very protective friends, so you'd better hope you're as nice as you possibly can be. You'll regret it if not.

"Dude I just spaced out for like an hour!"
"Wow, you must have some Caulista in you!"

by renthead13 August 14, 2009

Chili Cheese Cannon

The process of convincing your girl to take it in the backpussy after feeding her a massive chili dinner just hours beforehand. ***TIP ALERT: ADD LAXATIVES TO THE DIP AND GET EXTRA GOODS ON THE TIP** As you begin to "do the poo," sneak as many sticks of stringcheese as you can up in thurr. As the night is "cumming" to a "climax", stand the gentlelady up and bend her over. While putting force on her abdoment, instruct the female to apply pressure to the backpussy and similtaenously pull your schlong-johnson out after a particularly violent thrust. Stand to the side and watch the guns roars! "But thats more of a shotgun blast than a cannon shot" you say, but let me reinforce the application of stringcheese sticks, which will launch upwards of 10 feet upon ejaction.

Dad "how was staying afterschool with your teacher, son?"

Me "i gave her a chili cheese cannon.."

Dad "You better have pics you little faggot"

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) le face face December 7, 2012

Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Chalis

Pronounced Chal-ass. A slang term for a painful sore on the anus usually caused by inaccuracy of sanitary cleanup, or chapped ass. The term was developed in 2002 in southern Idaho when there was an outbreak in Mink Creek. The locals, not knowing exactly the cause, began to call it a "chalis".

The chalis I have is so bothersome, I am starting to get anal seepage.

by idaho history August 19, 2020