jude check

when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.

some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew

by a grammar nazi (Valkcrier) November 25, 2019

coochie check

When you use your coochie to get men to buy goods and services for you.

Alicia tried to buy herself a car with a coochie check and it bounced.

by catlady70 February 4, 2016

Jock Check

Jock Check is something most sports players would know.
It is an action in which at a practice or a game, one player yells “Jock check!!” And then proceeds to punch their teammate is the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock.

If the player is wearing one, they are fine.
If the player isn’t wearing one, no more kids.

Timmy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches Jaun in the sack*
John: “BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *giggles and turns towards the camera* “That’s why u shouldn’t forget your jock”

by Timmy John james March 16, 2020

Hype Check

Asking someone's opinion on something.
(Note: It can be hyphenated.)

Person A: Hype check the new phone Google came out with!
Person B: It's quite swell.

by reallyswellperson December 17, 2016

Pussy check

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).

Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check

by JJXT7 October 24, 2017

retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.

John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.

by mrretina February 1, 2020

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021