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by me February 20, 2005
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Dave Chappelle

Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
by Dbusterplus August 2, 2009
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chopper

1. A customized motorcycle; easily identified by it's "ape hanger" handle bars and tiny front wheel.
2. Urban slang for an automatic assault-type rifle or machine gun; typically an M-60 or Gatling gun type weapon.
1. The biker customized his Harley into a chopper.
2. The gangster used his chopper to fight off his enemies.
by MP437 September 22, 2005
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chopper ride

the act of grabing a girls pig tales and use them as handle bars, during anal sex.
by willie 69 March 20, 2005
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chappette

She is a chappette because she is very chap like
by starchyboy June 30, 2008
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Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.
Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable
by kMurg November 22, 2010
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chapero

Oye chapero, metete un palo por el culo!
by Damn Slugger April 25, 2005
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