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catch a jux

it's "catch a jook" u fag
not no catch a jux what the hell is that
by B iz Brazy December 28, 2005
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Catch-22

Awesomeness in 2 forms:
1. The book (as previously defined).
2. The ska band- amazing both live and in your cd player. Wonderful mosh-full-ness, skanking, and hyperness.
1. I read Catch-22 this summer. It was incredible.
2. I saw Catch-22 live this summer. It was incredible.
by the Dork April 4, 2005
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Catching Jokes

We were jus' jammin n catchin jokes. It was heavy
by 3da aka Dejavu June 5, 2004
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Catch 22

A situation where a choice comes down to two unfavourable options, and either way is not a win.
When the town or city that you live in has only two radio stations, and they are both playing nickelback at the exact same time.

It's a Catch 22, either way your going to have to listen to shitty music.
by TheIncredibleFonz April 4, 2009
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catch 22

Basically a dilemma. Something that happens which you can't escape from, so basically you are probably gonna be in trouble anyway.
A roundabout- never ending.

"I'm in a catch 22, they're gonna find out sooner or later and i'm gonna be in trouble anyway"
by gdlun April 29, 2006
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Catch-23

One more than a catch-22. A highly unusual catch-22. I have said "Catch-23" MANY times and NO ONE catches it ...all they hear is Catch-22
((He found himself between a rock and a hard place)) I'm in a Catch-23 situation.
by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008
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Catch of the Day

When having sex with a girl you use your hands to fishhook her vagina and mouse to lift her up like a fish. Your buddy then pops out of the closet and takes a photo of your "catch of the day"
Tom: What did you guys do last night?
Tim: I gave this chick the catch of the day
Dave: Yeah and I took the photo! She was at least 120 lbs!
by dr alph January 26, 2011
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