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fauxn call

N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.

Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.

I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
by JustBonds May 24, 2011
mugGet the fauxn callmug.

call an aldrin

When you are unsure of what the outcome will be of taking an action, so you let someone else go first.
Also known as calling an aldrin or aldrinning
Guy: "Bro. This beef jerky says it expired 3 months ago, but it's probably still good. Want some?"

Other guy: "Umm... Imma call an aldrin. You eat some first."
by The Rev NG8 March 28, 2020
mugGet the call an aldrinmug.

Call of Duty

A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.
Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
by The_Seeker-337 December 30, 2016
mugGet the Call of Dutymug.

Becking call

Yeah Tiana-Rae has always been at my becking call since she fucked up my life embarrassing me all the time.
by cock 7 April 1, 2021
mugGet the Becking callmug.

butt calling

It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.
Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)
by cisi November 30, 2011
mugGet the butt callingmug.

Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.
ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."
by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015
mugGet the Call Carlitosmug.

Cuddle Call

when you call someone special over to cuddle, fall asleep, and watch movies all night:)
“ i told this girl to come over, basically a cuddle call”
by idarr December 28, 2018
mugGet the Cuddle Callmug.

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