California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy

He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!

by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

calico dick

A Penis that displays loss of natural skin pigmentation or appears discolored or spotted.

"That Jill Kelly Scene is great where she gives head to that dude with the calico dick"

"Dude she seriously swore to me that the calico color of this dick made it taste better!"

"Boy to father - Dad you're so awesome, I hope one day I will grow up to have a Calico Dick just like you've got"

"Calico Dick comes in handy for hiding your identity better while using a glory hole."

by Ryan Clifford February 19, 2008

California Cradel

When a girl reaches from behind you and cups your nut sack.

Dude, did anyone else just see Rebecca giving Todd a California Cradle in the bathroom?

by McPenis Boy January 30, 2005

california gtv

a person or persons who says they are straight but watches gay porn in thier free time

Straight Gay Guy california gtv

by popoboss October 8, 2009

California White Out

When a female takes a guy's load in her mouth, then spits it into her hand and slaps the guy across the face with that hand.

Dude 1: Dude, what's that on your face?
Dude 2: Man, my chick just totally gave me a California White Out.

by Abunchofguysfrombeale August 26, 2010

California Window Wiper

When a man ejaculates on a sexual partners face and the rubs his penis on the persons face in the sane manner of a window wiper.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a California Window Wiper.

by Afro8419 August 26, 2010

Californian Coloradan

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.

Man, I am such a Californian Coloradan. Coors Field aint got nothing on AT&T! Go Giants!

by MrCalifornianColoradanToYou September 26, 2010