A just cause

Doing and saying whatever you feel like doing and saying, regardless of (both) the effect it has on the people around you, and regardless of whether or not what you're saying is consistent with truth or doing is consistent with virtue.

Hym "The 'Don't say gay' bill does the exact same thing as bill C-16. If you're a gay teacher... And a kid asks you about your relationship... You are COMPELLED BY LAW... To deflect and redirect them to the parents... So the parents can lie to their kids about relationships. It FORCES (Jordan) you to say words you otherwise wouldn't say. It's literally the exact same bill. And the claim is that kids being made vaguely aware of the existence of gay people with somehow harm them. And when people tell you that your kids are going to find out anyway and it isn't incumbent on the rest of us to live to coddle your kids, you construct a narrative adjacent to the actual topic and then live in delusion while shouting 'Lalala can't hear you! Lalala!' Until the bad-man goes away. That's your 'Standing for a just cause.' "

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.

Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

Theory of Causality Elasticity

A bold extension of Preserved Causality, proposing that causality itself has elastic properties—that causal relationships can be stretched, compressed, or warped without breaking. Causality Elasticity suggests that the causal order of events is not rigidly fixed but can be manipulated within limits, much like spacetime. This could allow for novel information processing (causal computers), communication schemes, or even a deeper understanding of quantum mechanics where causal order is superposed. It's the idea that causality, like spacetime, is a field—and fields can be engineered.

"The quantum computer didn't just process bits; it processed causal order. Theory of Causality Elasticity says causality can be stretched—events can be in superposition of order, measured only when needed. It's not time travel; it's causal engineering."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Conservation of Causality Theory

A principle proposing that causality is subject to a conservation law—that the total amount of causal structure in the universe remains constant. Conservation of Causality suggests that you can't create new causes or destroy old effects; you can only rearrange causal relationships. This has implications for time travel (you can't create paradoxes because causality is conserved), for quantum mechanics (entanglement redistributes causality), and for free will (our choices are causal transactions, not violations). It's causality as a budget: you can spend it, but you can't print it.

Conservation of Causality Theory "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved; you can't create a loop that breaks the budget. Time travel might be possible, but paradoxes aren't—causality won't allow it."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Preservation of Causality Theory

A framework emphasizing that causality is preserved across all physical interactions, no matter how extreme. Preservation of Causality suggests that cause and effect are not just regularities but inviolable structures of reality. Even in quantum mechanics, even in general relativity, even in speculative physics—causes precede effects. The theory doesn't explain how; it posits that preservation is fundamental. It's the physicist's article of faith: causality holds, always and everywhere.

Preservation of Causality Theory "Quantum mechanics seems random—effects without apparent causes. Preservation of Causality says: the causes are just hidden, not absent. Randomness is ignorance, not violation. Causality always wins. The theory is a bet: keep looking for causes, and you'll find them. Causality preserved, always."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Theory of Conservation of Causality

A fundamental principle proposing that causality is conserved—like energy, momentum, or charge—across all physical interactions. Theory of Conservation of Causality suggests that cause-effect relationships cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed or redistributed. In this framework, apparent causality violations (quantum indeterminacy, time travel paradoxes) are actually transformations: causality moves elsewhere, changes form, but the total causal structure remains constant. The theory provides a budget for reality: you can spend causal influence, but you can't print it. Every effect must be paid for by a cause somewhere, sometime.

Theory of Conservation of Causality "Time travel stories always have paradoxes—kill your grandfather, you're never born. Conservation of Causality says: can't happen. Causality is conserved like energy. You can rearrange it, but you can't destroy it. The paradox is impossible because causality has a budget, and you can't overspend."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026

Theory of Preservation of Causality

A framework asserting that causality is preserved under all physical transformations—no matter how extreme the conditions, cause will always precede effect. Theory of Preservation of Causality suggests that causality isn't just a regularity but an inviolable structure of reality. Even in quantum mechanics, even in black holes, even in speculative FTL scenarios—causality holds. The theory doesn't explain how; it posits that preservation is fundamental. It's the physicist's faith: cause before effect, always and everywhere.

Theory of Preservation of Causality "Quantum entanglement seems instantaneous—effect without time for cause. Preservation of Causality says: the cause is just hidden, not absent. Information may travel differently, but causality always wins. The theory is a bet: keep looking, and you'll find the causal chain. Causality preserved, always."

by Abzugal March 5, 2026