cracker crazy

When a White person goes ballistic on somebody's ass.

Can also be used to describe a red neck knife fight.

Person 1: Did you like Black Swan?
Person 2: NO! Natalie Portman went cracker crazy on herself!!!!

by crunktown January 22, 2011

cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch November 29, 2015

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Cracker

In today’s terms generally refers to a white person

Hey look at dat Cracker

by I am a illegal minority December 6, 2017

ball cocker

a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.

kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.

" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."

by jnastyx3 February 8, 2010

Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!

1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.

by PruneBoy October 30, 2013

rice cracker couple

A term used for an Asian and White couple

Look at that rice cracker couple, their babies are going to be so cute!

by MadamBec January 31, 2018