Con Clark

He is the definition of a sped, if you see him, put him in a cage. He is a retard.
by Bleat November 30, 2019
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Con the Fruiterer

Stereotype of Greeks played by a stupid skip!
I hate when skips try to be wogs, they are just Con the Fruiterers and came in chains to Aussie!
by Dan September 21, 2003
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con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 07, 2016
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Con Enzo

Wannabe strong leader and ladies man with a chilled aura, but fails and is exactly the opposite: Drama-queen who is a B-team loser prospect that will never make it to the A-team
The loud drama that Con Enzo is causing in the pub with that lady-boy is recipe for disaster- we can't be associated with that loser
by Enzoofficial September 02, 2020
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Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.
I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.
by PHOTO GAY February 13, 2016
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Con-Friends

Friends you have that you go to cons with, and/or meet up with at conventions.
I'm meeting my Con-Friends at the merch hall.

My Con-friends and I, are cosplaying characters from Tokyo Ghoul together.
by crowsonsamantha June 17, 2020
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Con-fuck-tion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.
by Babygirlchelle79 December 07, 2018
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