The golf clap is considered the most sophisticated clap of American culture and is normally associated with the upper classes. It is unusual in that it is preformed with a bit of reservation and thoughtful rhythm, unlike other claps which consist of haphazardly flailing obese arms in hopes that the palms occasionally make contact to produce the loudest noise possible.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
Renowned American stateswoman Sarah Palin preforms a golf clap after taking out wolf packs and moose herds with missiles from her Apache hunting helicopter.
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The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!
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Get the the clap mug.The act of someone who has big balls taking the skin of the testicles and lifting them over the lover's mouth and the lover blowing on the balls.
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Get the Russian Clap mug.The term was created by pirates in the late 13th century, BC. Booty refers to a Pirate's "treasure" such as gold, chains, penor's etc. The clapping refers to an action that occurs after the "booty" was discovered. Pirates tend to clap in joy when a booty is found. Booty clap.
Bobby the Pirate Booty Clap near the Atlantic Ocean when he found a golden pimp cup at the bottom of the ocean.
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Get the Booty clap mug.One "beezy claps" another when the individual who receives the clap, the beezy, act a fool and the observer (the non-beezy) smacks sense into them.
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