A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.
"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
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Get the Hi-Chew mug.I knew youd break the damn thing, now watch out chew, let me see what broke on this mother fucking big ass waste of time.
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Get the Chewe mug.1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”
“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”
“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”
Definition 2.
“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
Get the chewed the spoon mug.When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).
(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).
(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).
That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.
He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.
He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.
He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.
He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.
by Thundercroc May 29, 2022
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