carfussal

To be in a tight spot ; An extreme problem

Them: dude I can’t pay any of my bills and I just got fired from my job.

You: damn, you’ve got into quite the carfussal

by Undoubted Genius April 25, 2022

Catfish

When a person the most epic photoshopped pictures online but in person looks like a bag of dog droppings. Example: Heavenlee Meadoe

Heavenlee Meadoes pics online are good but in person she looks like a recovering crack addict. She definitely is a catfish.

by Cmurder57 May 14, 2022

Catburn

A Cat that burned

That catburn is burning

by Pan t June 11, 2022

Catfish Fuck

The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.

Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”

by NEVERMINDDDDDD June 11, 2022

CATFLAPPED

K-at-f-lap-d: is the female equivalent of T-bagging an unsuspecting or otherwise distracted individual. The female will expose her vagina and in a swift action thrust her vagina onto her opponents forehead (for best effects a wet vagina is preferred).

"Tina just catflapped the ish out of Mike!"

by REDeyeBANDIT816 June 26, 2022

catfood

A friend group of 3 girls who secretly have sex with each other and use beinf friends as a cover up.

Those girls look like catfood to me, don't you think?

by chowdereater July 2, 2022

Caffuzzeled

An experience of extreme confusion usually displayed via facial expressions

Bob looked very caffuzzeled this morning

by anonymous August 14, 2022