Hello Brown Carl

Occurs when your cat is having an affair with one of your child’s stuffed animals, and says, “hello brown Carl.” Most common with morbidly overweight black cats with terminal asthma. This term is also used when your cat is doing black magic.

1: “Dude my cat had sex with that stuffed animal again!”

2: “Man was he saying, “Hello Brown Carl?”

by ToastyBlackManWithHugeWeiner April 30, 2021

Cat Shit Carl

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.

Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Windy City Carl

Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a ferocious spray to the face, similar to a Hot Carl. However, no seran wrap is involved. If the shart comes out as hot brown lumps dribbling on the neck, the carl becomes a Windy City Steamer.

"My girl is giving me hell. I think I'm gonna give that bitch the Windy City Carl."

by Master Leo November 3, 2006

hot carl to go

Combination of a sack lunch and a hot carl (hot karl in some dialects). Where a male squats over another person, places testicles in their mouth, and defecates on their chest.

No known documented incidents as of yet.

In Germany:

Kris: eich! Hot Carl to Go!
Wilhelm: Sweet!

by Saran Wrap August 16, 2006

hot carl

when a guy is takeing a dump the girl is giving the guy a blow job right there when hes taking a dump

oh my god look that girl is giving him a hot carl.

This hot carl is so nice i love it move harder.

by billy bob joe bob hairs March 29, 2007

Hot Carl

Having anal sex immediately followed by oral sex. Not to be confused with a rusty trombone, which is having sex with a girl who is on her period immediately followed by oral sex.

I wouldn't kiss her. Dave gave her a Hot Carl last night

by Carl Hotness July 10, 2006

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008