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cannon

1. A blunt (see blunt, L, philly, dutch, etc.) that is large in diameter. A blunt containing 3 or more grams of marijuana can safely be considered a cannon.
roll a cannon
spark the cannon
that cannon killed me man
by sherLocke November 1, 2005
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cannon

An ambiguous object. Possibly:

a) a cigar because one end burns like the fuse on a cannon
b) a blunt (cigar filled with weed) because after you smoke it you're head is going to explode.
c) any form of firework
d) a penis, cause after you suck it, it explodes in your face
e) a person, because they could blow you to bits in some way (pwn you)
f) the muscles (usually arm) of a person, because cannons are just bigger guns
g) a firearm, preferablly the one you use to kill the person using this ambigous word in front of you. Don't use this word, people will have no clue what you're talking about.
"What did you just say? Cannon?"
by K` October 24, 2005
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Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB
hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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noob cannon

In Americas Army it is the RPG-7. It just blows up anything it hits or in the general area. It is also called the "ROE Cannon" because it has a tendance to TK. If you stand behind the person shooting you will die and the explosion radius is so high that it will probably get teammates.
Player was blown up by DysfunctionalFORCE's rocket
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player1
DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player2
Player 2: Wtf n00b cannon.
by Dysfunction January 10, 2004
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cannoned

Verbally shut down, counterpointed by overwhelming evidence, or just zinged badly.
You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chicken with NO meat, and ya window IS ya front door.

Oooohh cannoned!
by Ben Berkowitz March 19, 2008
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cannon fodder

a semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to another club less than 48 hours prior to the March 1 NHL Trade Deadline.
If you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, please ask your old team not to make you cannon fodder
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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Compensation Cannon

An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.

Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.

OR

A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?

Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
by Oooga-Booga May 19, 2005
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