bruce laird

The sus guy in the friend group

Your such a bruce laird

by GangaGeorge November 17, 2021

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018

rip off bruce lee

its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee

my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass

by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023

Bruce

A fat nose bitch who is gay and is only a hood nigga with good dick

Bruce is a fat nose freak

by MoonDEO November 22, 2021

Bruce Willised

To break a man so he cries over everything.
eg: Bruce Willis’ character in friends

That guy has Bruce Willised, he would even cry over spilt milk.

by Bastual March 15, 2024

Bruce

Bruce is a goose. Bruce has a brother Gary. They are both Geese. I love my Geese!!! They are the best!! Honk honk!!

I love my pet goose Bruce

by ancdefghijklmnop December 30, 2024