brocake

Brownie + Cupcake for real men!

This Chocolate Brocake is awesome dude!

by The Baking Man! November 11, 2015

broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.

Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!

by Kachow December 30, 2015

brocuzband

when your brother is your cousin, and also your husband

hey did you and your brocuzband enjoy your honey moon in arkansaw?

by jakesquash September 5, 2016

broccolisexual

When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.

''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;

by ThatWeirdOneInYourGroup July 15, 2016

Brocton

Brocton is a dude who can be annoying as fuck at times. He may not get you and he may do things that piss you off. This is a guy who can make anyone laugh. He's definitely smart and loves to crack a joke any chance he gets.

Police: Can you identify yourself, sir?

Brocton: Yeah, *pulls out mirror* it's me.

by Harley Nobody June 5, 2016

brockus

A guy with a big dick and that is lived by all girls and gets the girl he wants he is nice and loves cars

Dang Brockus is hot

by My name is peto May 16, 2018

brocain

A bro with a hot body that you can’t get enough of, so much so that you’re addicted to him.

“Sherri hasn’t been around lately.”

“That’s ‘cause she’s been hooked on that brocain, Brad.”

by Brocaincreator June 9, 2018