boobs

The mountains found in heaven

He: Where are you?
Me: Hiking
He: Where?
Me: Ask your girlfriend to look down at her boobs.

by Sir Robert Adams April 20, 2010

Boobs

1. Nice squishy things.

I like squeezing boobs.

by Guiisawesome May 23, 2010

satellite boobs

when a girls boobs point in two different directions like they are orbiting the girls midsection in different directions.

dude, that girls boobs looked hot till she got naked. they were freakin satellites

by bones May 13, 2005

dude boobs

male breasts; usually occuring from overeating, working out, or illegal supplemant usage

I'd like to titfuck those dude boobs.

by twat eater October 5, 2007

Booksie

Someone very intellectual and smart. Someone who reads and writes a lot.

Monica is such a Booksie. She's always reading a book.

by Phil Lanuto December 31, 2007

Boobshot

The female version of a cock shot

I will boobshot you if your not careful

by pseudomorphis December 19, 2014

gopher boobs

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up

by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007