Cock Blocker

A perosn male or female who intentionaly or unentenionally disrupts
(block) somebody from spittin game, getting someones number,or hooking up.
A.K.A. an annoying ass friend

1.) you could be at a bar talking to the best looking girl in the joint, and this girl might be all about you too, but then your drunk buddy who happens to be a blocker rolls up on the scene and starts falling all over the place, making you look like an asshole and scaring her away. That's a cock blocker.

2.) you might be in a bedroom with a girl about to get a piece and then all of the sudden, your buddy starts banging away at the door for no reason. He just wants to figure out a way for it be as hard as possible for you to get some. That's a cock blocker

examples courtesy of TwanDiggity

by she_so_sexy06 May 1, 2005

Manitoba Block

Being stuck driving behind two vehicles side-by-side going 30 kms below the speed limit on the highway, thus hindering the ability to pass and drive at a reasonable speed. This is common throughout the province.

Yeah, sorry I'm late but I was stuck behind a Manitoba Block...

by MXBACC January 21, 2008

cracker blocked

When a white supervisor constantly corrects an African American employee's language.

My boss cracker blocked me when I axed a customer what product they be usin'.

by Matty Rich May 13, 2007

Netflix block

A condition similar to writer's block: When you find yourself staring at an empty Netflix Queue unable to think of a good movie to add. All the while realizing you're still paying your monthly fee.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen insert movie here?"

Person 2: "No, but you just got me out of my Netflix block."

by zoso7171 May 6, 2010

Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.

“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Auto cock-block

The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.

Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.

by Oscar12345 October 10, 2008

block fringe

Bangs that fall just right over your eyes.
Fringe is another word for bangs in European countries.

That Scene Girl Has A Block Fringe.

by nadieefish January 6, 2008