the state of being alive

literally being horny and wanting to die at some point

person: sometimes i like the state of being alive

by ItzShadow January 29, 2021

Stop being a mega

Megas are a type of Instagram ad that @hugeplateofketchup8 is trying to expose and ban but he calls meme pages Megas for some reason so meme pages started calling each other it as a joke so when telling someone to stop being a mega you are telling them stop being a scumbag.

Meme Page 1: Guys I’m sending my dick pic to the next 5 people that like my recent this is not a mega and all people that do Mega should stop being a mega

Meme page 2: Stop being such a mega ! You always act like such a little fucking mega and I’m sick of it I’m taking the kids.

by Flippeyy January 7, 2021

being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped by an artist after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship

"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West

by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022

can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen

Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps

you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86

by Krkič January 7, 2023

Ege being stupid

a phrase you say when ege is being stupid

Ege: 1 + 1 = 3
you: Ege being stupid

by barniusSuSuserdogan May 9, 2021

being a total gavin

To smell like dick cheese all the time and stalk all your best friend while jerking off in the bushes. avoiding people at parties and CHUGGIN DICK

"Gavin is being a total Gavin like a sussy baka"

by anonymous July 25, 2021