robert may

The most perfect man alive. He's sweet, caring, gentle, and nice. He's absolutely charming and can sweep you off your feet in minutes. He's fun to talk to and loves unconditionally. Usually tall with brown hair. Also can be a really big nerd.

Anastasia: have you met Robert may?

Autumn: yes. He's so dashing.

by Darth mauls big toe December 17, 2013

May 28

get railed by you boyfriend or girlfriend day have fun...

it's may 28

by ImaTryMyBest May 27, 2021

8th of maY

the unofficial outdoor intercourse day at WSU

hooray hooray for the 8th of May, its outdoor intercourse day.

by Nogueira May 18, 2006

May 3

May 3 is National bring Stuffed animal day. It was a random day that a random kid brought a cat plushy named pussy to school so she decided to make it National because why not. It wasn’t even the day she brought it. She just wanted it to happen that day Soooooo....

bring your stuffed animal anywhere you’re going, school, work, etc.

Girl 1: Bring your stuffed animal today. It’s May 3!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because a random kid made the day so you have to!
Girl 2: Okay then.

by It’s me PUSSY TeEhEe May 2, 2019

May 18

Send nudes day, who ever send this to you will send you nudes right after

Guy: Hey anna its May 18 , send nudes day just a warning

Anna: oh word your dont better be long
Guy: *sends pic*
Anna: that shit small *blocked guy*

by Fishin 101 May 18, 2019

May 6

The day someone amazing was born! if you were born this day you will have the best day of your life November 16th

I can’t wait until my birthday! it’s may 6th

Your amazing! Your going to have the best day of your life November 16th!

by May 6th October 30, 2019

26th may

THIS DAY IS THE BEST DAY EVER. ALL THE BEST PEOPLE ARE BORN ON THIS DAY!!!

Whoa...she's born on 26th May?! That's awesome!

by Kim Yohan May 9, 2021