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Easy Bake Hoe

Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.
Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.

I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.
by Ambizness June 12, 2018
mugGet the Easy Bake Hoemug.

legs over easy

when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex.
Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are you gonna make him wait this time?
by hannnAHHH March 25, 2008
mugGet the legs over easymug.

Easy cleanup

When a man is participarting in anal armageddon (Butt sex) and doesnt feel like getting shitty cum all over his new silk sheets he pulls out just before he cums and shoves a handfull of kitty litter in the gaping ass hole and procedes with the ass cumming. When the cum is shit out afterwards it is all clumped together and quite easy to clean up.
"Man I preformed the Easy cleanup after that raging butt sex last night"

"Martha Stewart knows how to apply an Easy cleanup"

Always use an Easy cleanup when dealing with dirty penny hookers.
by d0ct0rdick May 12, 2010
mugGet the Easy cleanupmug.

Easy Jesus

A high quality or expensive alcoholic beverage.
'Oh snap, there's a house party thats off the chain.I think i'm gunna bring some easy jesus and really get this party started!"
by Olivia Naomi Hester September 28, 2005
mugGet the Easy Jesusmug.

Go easy Bro

A phrase often said during the vietnam war by men of the United States Army or Marine Corps after seeing a fellow soldier, marine, or friend die in combat. ; a different way of saying "farewell go in peace"
During a Fire Fight;
fellow Marine 1- is killed by incoming enemy fire
fellow Marine 2- go easy bro.
by CFS IV September 16, 2009
mugGet the Go easy Bromug.

Japan-Over-Easy

What happens when you drop a nuke on a country full of weebs
America made a Japan-Over-Easy
by Autistic in Washington May 18, 2018
mugGet the Japan-Over-Easymug.

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