Batman

Me.

I’m batman.

Person A: Where are you going Batman?
Me: To save Gotham.

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman

We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman

by NextJen October 28, 2024

batman toe

An optical illusion where camel toe takes on the appearance of batman in the crotch area resulting from an excessive wedge in a womans genital region from tight fitting clothes

Dam - did you see that girls ass when she bent over, her pants so tight her pussy looked like batman toe

by Mr. Wine Bag April 5, 2017

Batman

A deranged orphan that happens to be a ninja.

Batman is pretty cool, but he's got some fucking issues.

by _(:| 」∠)_ September 20, 2016

Batman

A deranged rich orphan who fights clowns and has sex with women who role play as cats

I am Batman.

by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024