piss bat

A reference to one's penis when used in the act of a cock slap.

"So help me God, if you don't shut the fuck up you're going to meet the business end of my piss bat."

by humina February 8, 2007

Dingus Bat

Created by Symyra Byrd

Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.

Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!

by symyrakgsyjf December 12, 2019

right off the bat

at once, immediately
from the beginning

"Right off the bat, I could tell it was going to be a crazy night"

"Let's get out of here right off the bat"

by glammaniac September 8, 2009

old bat

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

by bantarctic leech July 8, 2010

semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

funky bat

An upside-down, dizzy goofball.

"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"

by Percysledge June 19, 2012

seaman bat

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born

Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat

by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017