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bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.
"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."
by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013
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bush basher

Anyone of the sane 71% of Americans who is fed up with lies, crimes, and bullshit inflicted upon them, by the Bush Administration, over the past 5 years.
The Bush Bashers rejoiced as Bush & Co. were frog marched out of the Whitehouse.
by Ed76638 May 25, 2006
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Bush-basher

Smartest people in the country are Bush-Basher
The smartest people in America, the 49 million who voted for Kerry, those who are in blue states, are Bush-Bashers
by Erin444 October 1, 2005
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BO Basher

deodorant - makes you smell good
Man! Wheres my BO Basher, I stink!
by tim m June 29, 2003
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msn bashing

The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message notification sounds which is fuckin irritating.
someone
sends
you
a
sentence
in
msn
and
uses
one
message
for
each
word
which
ends
up
bashing
your
msn. This is msn bashing
by mayurfb December 1, 2007
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Basher

A rail enthusiast who follows a particular type of rail traction (for example Class 37 locomotives) and tries to travel as many miles as possible behind their chosen type of locomotive to earn the respect of fellow bashers.

They "bash" trains (travelling behind a specimen of their chosen locomotive class) for the purpose of their own enjoyment, they often lean out of windows to hear the engine noise better and often wave their arms in the air (in a manner which can confuse and send dangerous messages to railway staff) to show their appreciation of the engine hauling their train.

They are the arch-enemy of many rail staff who are not enthusiasts or bashers themselves as their exploits, can be time wasting - one wave bashers specialize in is waving his (they are rarely "hers") arm upwards to show that he does not believe the driver is applying enough power to make a suitable noise from the locomotive (despite the fact that it could damage the train if too much power was applied to quickly), this sign, to all rail staff means: "APPLY BRAKES", and this sign is often used in an emergency.
Train Driver: "I had a load of bloody bashers on the 1030, mate"

Other Train Driver: "Yeah, I had a load of them last week - had to dump the brakes because they kept waving their arms in the air"

Train Driver: "Pricks"
by Not a Bahser July 9, 2009
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bashin'

The immeasurably pleasurable act of destroying a mailbox using one of the following:
-The basball bat (classic, held in the hands and used to thoroughly beat the shit out of the box)

-The rock (thrown from a moving vehicle, the rock can be found almost anywhere in nature)

-The computer monitor or other electronic office equipment (hilarious reaction when old lady comes out and discovers a large screen embedded deep within her box)

-Racoon (just plain ridiculous)
So after we're done chugging this large clay bottle of XXX whiskey, lets go out bashin' for a while.
by Bark Momgaurd June 26, 2005
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