barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023

tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

stick barn

Tall skinny man

I seen Paul today at the dollar store. He’s so tall. What a stick barn

by Welder Bobby July 9, 2023

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

Barn owl

The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.

Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?

Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.

by OKitsnathan9579 August 10, 2023

Barn-B-Q

a loosely defined and open to personal choice day of great fun in the outdoors set in and outside of a cool restored Barn nestled in the urban-oasis woods of Watchung Reservation, greatly enjoyed by all who have ever attended, and highly anticipated by loyal fans and creators alike

I got an awesome new vessel to drink my beer out of after my 3 mile trail run at Barn-B-Q this year.

by UncleTravellingMatt August 22, 2023