Baker’s wife

When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.

I just made my girl a Baker’s Wife

by pvtyoung740 June 7, 2020

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

adam baker

a master in the art of sex. baker's like to run, and women like their baker's black. Also, adam baker's does not mind a little bit of penis. they love to watch porn, and politics

adam baker watched a little bit of porn before he went for a run to get a little bit of penis

by swaggotcattot August 5, 2016

Brett Baker

A man with an unusually large ass

Jared: Have you seen Brett Baker lately?
Kevin: Yeah that man's ass is fatter than anything known to man.
Jared: I know right

by Lil Reatard April 3, 2019

lily baker

AMAZING HUMAN EVERYONE LOVES AND IS WORSHIPPED. lily baker is loveable she is always so kind and funny. There is no way you wont fall in love with them. shes an absolute crackhead though.

person: omg look its a stunning person

me: it must be lily baker
person: lol ive fallen in love

by yesnoprobablynot January 19, 2021

Justin Baker

Someone who's extremely offensive to every living being. He loves squaring up to people, is obsessed over pregnant woman and loves cosplaying as Abraham Lincoln!

Shane: I like men
Justin: THAT'S SO GAY
Shane: No shit Abraham!
Justin: oh she's fit.
Shane: Fucking furry

Justin Baker is proven offensive

by Furry_Trash4359834 May 26, 2022

ms. baker

I. without a doubt a very offensive insult used to mock your peers

II. a teacher who has been heavily pregnant for what seems like years

(I) “jesus Jessica is being so annoying about this project!”
“i know she is such a Ms. Baker”

(II) “dude hasn’t Ms. Geist been pregnant for the past two years???”
“i know man she is like the biggest Ms. Baker ever”

by 69bluntking420 June 17, 2018