Boner Kill 

Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"

Boner Kill by Pappa Horace November 29, 2007

Boner Shock

Expressions or actions performed that causes your boner to go into "shock" or go back into the flaccid stage.

That girl gave me boner shock when right before sex she said "I always forgets to take my birth control."

Boner Shock by MR. B3NNY December 11, 2010

Boner Sock

Condom, Rubber, Party Hat, Life Jacket

Bitch told me she wanted it so i threw on a boner sock and started bangin

Boner Sock by Boxx Cutta October 17, 2008

Boner Tag 

An accidental game played between two gentlemen, intent upon performing an enthusiastic Doube Pentration.

Charles and Francois kept saying, "Zut! Alors!!" every time they played Boner Tag when Double Teaming Big Ass Marie. The noise in that room was totally deafening.

Boner Tag by Bunstuffer 2K+1 March 19, 2010

boner jam 

an exceptional scene culled from a pornographic film; the penultimate segment of a pornographic work

popularized by the film 'the 40-year old virgin' in which he is given a tape of sacred porno moments called "boner jams '03".

the second scene of jenna jameson's last film is all boner jam.

boner jam by phishy1 August 23, 2006

Boner's remorse 

Boner's remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after boning a chick he shouldn't have

A: Did you fuck that heffer you picked up?
B: Yeah man, I was so drunk last night, totally having boner's remorse

Boner's remorse by dbGenius October 4, 2008

Boner twinkies 

A phrase said between bros when they simultaneously have boners.

Bro #1: Hey dude, did you see that hot girl?
Bro #2: Yeah brah, I totally have a boner now.
Bro #1: No way, me too!
Both: BONER TWINKIES!!!!!

Boner twinkies by cachemoney000 August 20, 2009