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Bollockaboatable

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh
by Big Shelly November 25, 2023
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Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.
Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.
by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024
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Bollocky

Guy1: I support the CCP. Guy2: That's complete and utter Bollocky the CCP sucks.
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bollock yoghurt

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"
by Gollywobble May 28, 2025
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bollock frog

Popular meme made popular by Twitch streamer Nevo1st, where a frog is depicted with brown testicles, hence the name Bollock Frog.
“Have you heard Harry killed Bollock Frog in the Minecraft server?”
by jackfxith January 5, 2026
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to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014
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middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.
He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.
by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017
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