by Big Shelly November 25, 2023
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Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə
Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)
(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)
(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.
Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə
Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)
(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)
(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.
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2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
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2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
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