a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
by personalsecretservice March 01, 2017
So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.
Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"
Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."
Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."
Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."
Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.
by Islanddomain April 04, 2024
A Tillman Atheist is known for his valor and unrivaled courage. Named after the legendary, incredibly brave, Pat Tillman who chose to forgo a successful NFL career to fight unfairness and stupidity, was willing to die for whats right, simply because its the right thing to do, Not because he would receive some infinite reward in an afterlife
Did you hear about Mark? He gave up his executive 6 figure salary to take the fight from the internet to the battlefields in the middle east, a great example of a Tillman Atheist :)
by DevientGenie February 20, 2015
The atheism of the common bloke. Believes that he doesn't have to explain why he doesn't believe in God because the burden of proof is on Christians to demonstrate their God first. Doesn't believe in God, but believes "Interdimensional entities" instead. Believes that aliens "obviously exist" but God "Obviously doesn't exist". Continues to eat meat as religious people do, yet condemns the Bible for immorality. Swears every 3 seconds. Is following satanic pages on social media and thinks he is a demon but then turns around and says God and demons dont exist. Believes that calling himself an atheist actually makes him smarter than other people, even other atheists. Interjects between two christians having a normal conversation to argue about Christianity. Thinks that Sam harris is the smartest man on earth. Cannot demonstrate that God does not exist, yet claims that his atheism is a scientific fact. Thinks its evil for white people to be racist, but gets happy when white people face racism. Want's his son to be groomed into transgenderism. Gets happy when Tyrone f's his mum. Ignores the fact that Steven Hawking was at epstien Island and continues to quote him. Worships Biden as God on earth.
by jerry3242 June 24, 2024