Alfie

a massive dildo

i like alfies

by kaitlyn xxxx March 20, 2023

Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz

Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy

by Floppy404 March 27, 2023

Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.

"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James

by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023

Alfie hurrell

Alfie hurrell is the kind of guy to get a girlfriend and spend all day shagging her but hey who am I to judge it’s what he does

Person 1:mate he’s with his lass all day everyday

Person 2: he has pulled an alfie hurrell

by Abcdefudaddyxxx April 9, 2023

alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

alfie bell

Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)

“i saw this boy at my at my school he was such an Alfie Bell”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

Alfie

The coolest guy around

Look at Alfie

by hctibasonremac April 17, 2023