Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.

Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!

by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025

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God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.

The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

by America is the bad place July 12, 2025

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Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.

When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

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Abortion Slave

Instead of people being forced to throw the jelly bean away into the night, they can turn the jellybean into raw human capital and it become a powerful way for society to achieve UBI

"Man I been working with the Abortion Slaves all week smh"

"Just cause u an Abortion Slave dont mean u cant be a doctor!!! u just wont get no money haha"

by flanboughtmysextape September 12, 2025

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Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way

"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"

by semenster6937 March 14, 2025

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