tard attack

when a mentally challenged person gets abnormally enraged.
Similar to tard rage or going psycho or mental.

Otis pulled a tard attack and started kicking and screaming when he was asked to leave the store by the manager.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

The Attack Helicopter

Where you get your dick to the point of bursting and proceed to spin in CIRCLES while jizz spews everywhere.

Bro my house is destroyed because I practiced The Attack Helicopter.

by sept1cslice January 1, 2021

Reverse Heart Attack

The constraining feeling in your chest after you drank too much coffee or just consumed an energy drink. You feel antsy, paranoid, energized and sick all at the same time. Much like the feeling you get when you're having an anxiety attack but is not painful.

Getting little sleep the night before, Jill drank three cups of coffee on an empty stomach and later felt the symptoms of a reverse heart attack.

by D(2) June 12, 2008

Kiss Attack

A lip on lip attack between lovers that tries to convey a message of indescribable longing. Usually consists for extended periods of time completely oblivious to the outside world.

After months of being away in the military, when she saw him she sprung a kiss attack on the sailor as he held her in his arms.

by Sailor Wayne January 21, 2009

Super Attack Whore

A girl that whores herself out to be lent Super Attack Pea on neopets.com see mellylaughs

mellylaughs : I'm gonna take some newd pix for jon later hopefully he'll lend me SuAP

other ac-er : You're such a Super Attack Whore

by Super Attack Bitch July 28, 2010

Faggot attack

Something like a heart attack that only happens to homosexual guys, but instead of difficulty in breathing the person experiencing a faggot attack would usually break down in tears or any other from of queer breakdown.

Guy A: Had you heard? Sir Ian McKellen has said that he cried with frustration over filming scenes for Peter Jackson's new 'Hobbit' film with a green screen instead of with other actors.

Guy B: Oh, he's just having one of those faggot attack again.

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by uguukawaiidesu June 2, 2014

Asian Fap Attack

When an Asian man hides in the shadows(ie. bushes,or a dark ally) and masturbates vigorously until an unsuspecting teenage girl kneels down to tie her shoe. When she does this, the Asian man leaps out of the shadows and ejaculates on her face or tits.

Asian man: "aw yeah you take that cum on your face"

Teen Girl: "HELP I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASIAN FAP ATTACK!"

by Mister Blackie April 27, 2009