Alcoholic

Someone named Hannah who can’t go without a drink even at a funeral it’s giving Frank Gallagher

drinking in church is just like the vibe

No that’s an alcoholic Hannah

by Frank Gallagher 2.0 July 26, 2025

Alcoholism

Alcoholism (ăl′kə-hô-lĭz″my), is the ideological belief that Alcohol is the solution to many or all problems that face the world. Famous alcoholics include Ulysses S. Grant, Vincent Van Gogh, and Bob from the bar down the street.

"The ideology of alcoholism first came to prevalence during the economic turmoil of the early 20th century" -Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, History's Alcoholics, History Channel

by Uncle_Samuel1108 November 7, 2025

milk alcoholic

when you drink a lot of milk - also used for if you don't drink alcohol

I'm a milk alcoholic; all I drink is milk

by isniffroses November 18, 2025

Corn alcohol

Usually corn alcohol refers to ethanol (drinkable alcohol), but it can also refer to other alcohols (more specifically glycols) such as propylene glycol (propane-1,2-diol) or propanediol (propane-1,3-diol), or butylene glycol (butane-1,3-diol).

This product contains 35% corn alcohol, not ethanol, but it's actually propylene glycol which has been sourced from corn.

Corn alcohol or corn glycol.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025

alcoholism

drinking way too much, and becoming addicted to alcohol.

Leo and Johnny.

Leo and Johnny just went on a seven day bender last week and missed all of their classes!!

That’s crazy bro, my friends named leo and johnny do the same thing! They must both have alcoholism!

by ballsparklers February 4, 2025

spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.

"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."

by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025

Alcoholic

Kian Jones

Creature that finds you on a Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, claiming he's a sober driver when he is in no state to be one. Drinks at least 15 alcoholic drinks x 3 a week.

by Kian Jones February 11, 2025