by Ryanj123456789 June 19, 2019

Guy 1: Man, I just beat resident evil 4, and I have played all the games so far, and beat them so I know the story, and, I have to wait, till Resident Evil 5 comes out in 2009, March 13.... and its only January 17, and I got it on the opening day which was the 11th. Dammit, I want the game now, I have to wait 3 years.. (Resident Evil Addiction)
Gurl 2: So I had just got resident evil 5 on march 13, the oppening day, and I beat the hole game in 2-3 days... I am pissed, that resident evil, was really good, wesker is dead? Well, Me and my brother got in a fight a couple days ago and he busted my re5 in half I screamed, and yelled, I threw punches at the walls, creating enourmous holes, I am so pissed, I think, I am going to kill myself, I hate it so much, I have every toher game but 5 now! omg!!!!!! I swear to god, I will kill my brother.
Gurl 2: So I had just got resident evil 5 on march 13, the oppening day, and I beat the hole game in 2-3 days... I am pissed, that resident evil, was really good, wesker is dead? Well, Me and my brother got in a fight a couple days ago and he busted my re5 in half I screamed, and yelled, I threw punches at the walls, creating enourmous holes, I am so pissed, I think, I am going to kill myself, I hate it so much, I have every toher game but 5 now! omg!!!!!! I swear to god, I will kill my brother.
by Michelle Betch November 11, 2009

What Blood gang members say in regards to their rival gang, The Crips (meaning putting holes in Crips like a blue swiss cheese)... Careful where you say that....
"I'm addicted to blue cheese"...
by Las Vegas Ninja August 30, 2021

A person who spends hours and hours on UD reading and writing definitions. They often get a thrill off of posting inappropriate yet hilarious definitions for the whole world to see. Also what I have.
by Dubiks May 3, 2019

When the leader of a punk group (the Alpha_Punk) denies that pot is addictive and tells everyone who questions him that he can stop at any time but does not want to. He then cites several studies which backs up his statements.
I'm not addicted, I just like to smoke pot everyday to calm me down. Even the Obama administration agrees with me that pot addiction disorder is a myth!
by ukdkbr August 11, 2010

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
by de lynn June 29, 2008

1. dj_hero_hindustani
2. someone who's life completely revolves around desi-planet.com and whose day is ruined when the site is down
2. someone who's life completely revolves around desi-planet.com and whose day is ruined when the site is down
"I think I need to be left alone, desi-planet.com brought me into this world, it took me under their wing and taught me the true meaning if life, of macking, of friendships and enemies, of politics and a culture. It truly was one of my best friends."
by dj_hero_hindustani October 7, 2003
