pickled punks

Carny term for preserved fetuses displayed in glass jars. Used to be popular attractions at freak shows.

Hey Joe...get a load of those pickled punks in the freak tent.

by shakalakadingdong October 13, 2007

barrel of pickles

A form of meeting where multiple males wank their penises until orgasm. More commonly known as a "circle jerk".

Did you go to the FaZe house let night? They were having a barrel of pickles until like 1 am.

by Sladerin May 13, 2015

Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 February 27, 2016

Silly pickle

Where you dip your dick into a jar of vinegar and get someone to suck it

Hey look Mary’s eating Fred’s silly pickle

by Dripstar123 February 02, 2022

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 03, 2017

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees October 14, 2015

pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 06, 2022