Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

Mind Hump

mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.

Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working

by brejames88 January 20, 2011

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

hump hound

What a boss or supervisor calls a subordinate they have a crush on.

Tammy’s looking hot today, she’s such a hump hound!

by Joefromcali February 10, 2018

House hump

A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.

“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”

by JesserDee November 20, 2018

Hump day

When camels hump each other on hump day but it’s extremely uncomfortable because of the bumps on their back

Guy:yeah i humped my girl on but she’s got scoliosis so it was like hump day

by Coochie destroyer 500000 April 17, 2019

camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018