duck jizz

When a boy duck and a girl duck are in love they have special kind of hug where the boy duck pumps the girl duck full of hot, stanky duck jizz.

Gustav: This sandwich tastes like duck jizz!

Olav: I'm going to have to go have a talk with "Donald" and twist his beak.

It's obvious he's been ducking off onto the sandwich bread again.

Gustav: Thanks, old bean!

by scodder September 28, 2012

Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.

"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,

by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012

Odonnell Duck

Noun: A greasy duck found in the South Carolina region. An odonnell duck may have the initial appearance of an eagle, but when cut open it's true colors are exposed. The odonnell duck is not the smartest of the ducks, in fact is considered the dumbest of all ducks. An Odonnell duck is a bottom feeder which scientist say may be the reason the duck is greasy. Unlike a normal mallard this ducks quack sounds more like a baby crying.

I wasn't sure it was an Odonnell duck that was found eating out of the trash can until I heard it whining like a baby.

by Ins Word Guru 2 July 18, 2012

The Silent Duck

1: The Silent Duck

- The shape a hand tends to employ to participate in the act of fisting at the point of entry, this later branches out into the full fist.

2: To Silent Duck:

- To threaten an enemy with the Silent Duck shape, they will then know that you definately mean business and will desist immediately.

1.
Joyce - "That dude fully attempted to use The Silent Duck on me last night, I wasn't having any of it with my monster cunt!"
Barbara - "You go girl."

2.
Dave - "Sup chaps"
Jack - *SILENT DUCK*
Dave - "Okay guys I know where my place is..."

by Dr. M. Edal December 4, 2007

Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

by Matt Mousseau May 28, 2006

Duck Division

A crew of neo nazi flash artists they constantly spam the newgrounds portal with poorly made flash movies.

it used to be just the forums,the games, and the hentai, but now i am dedicated to stopping all flashes from the Duck Division.

by Elios March 4, 2009

Suck a duck

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 25, 2007